I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent mar — Tim Minchin
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I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".

— Tim Minchin
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