Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders, Tenth of December
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Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?

— George Saunders, Tenth of December
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