You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly over — Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
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You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with generosity toward me leaves me wanting to arm myself and put my back against a wall.

— Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
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