She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence — Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
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She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence her. I'm bigger than her... I wonder if I could use my straw for some sort of MacGyver inspired weapon.

— Steph Campbell, Grounding Quinn
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