Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or — Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
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Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or if you start seeing pink dragons, do you understand?” I solemnly swear I will call you the second a pink dragon shows up.

— Jessica Fortunato, The Sin Collector
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