I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen sl — Chloe Neill, Drink Deep
I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen sl — Chloe Neill, Drink Deep
I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen sl — Chloe Neill, Drink Deep
I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen sl — Chloe Neill, Drink Deep
I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen sl — Chloe Neill, Drink Deep
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I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen slivers in uncomfortable places, we're calling it a win."Merit/Jonah

— Chloe Neill, Drink Deep
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