Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!

— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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