It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder m — Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
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It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder me. On the other hand, the murderer would probably murder me if I didn't too. That was his whole thing.

— Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam
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