The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that h — Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons
The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that h — Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons
The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that h — Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons
The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that h — Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons
The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that h — Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons
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The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.

— Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons
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