Skip to main content
Quotes
Read
.com
Authors
Topics
Quote Maker
Search
⟨
⟩
Download
Customize
Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved dynamite, mustache wax, some rope, and train tracks . . . which I rejected due to financial investment.
—
Laurie Notaro, It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy
Pin
Share
Tweet
WA
Telegram
Copy
Topics
comedy
funny
villainy
More “Comedy” Quotes
We use cookies to enhance your experience. By continuing to browse, you agree to our
Cookie Policy
.
Accept