Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner
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Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

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