So what we are right now is a pair of dickweeds in a hotel room in Sydney. My life is royally fucked up right now and fr — Dave Gorman
So what we are right now is a pair of dickweeds in a hotel room in Sydney. My life is royally fucked up right now and fr — Dave Gorman
So what we are right now is a pair of dickweeds in a hotel room in Sydney. My life is royally fucked up right now and fr — Dave Gorman
So what we are right now is a pair of dickweeds in a hotel room in Sydney. My life is royally fucked up right now and fr — Dave Gorman
So what we are right now is a pair of dickweeds in a hotel room in Sydney. My life is royally fucked up right now and fr — Dave Gorman
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So what we are right now is a pair of dickweeds in a hotel room in Sydney. My life is royally fucked up right now and from where I’m sitting, your life is even bloody worse.

— Dave Gorman
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