Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw any — Janet Evanovich, High Five
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Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

— Janet Evanovich, High Five
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