You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly. — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly. — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly. — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly. — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly. — Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
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You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly.

— Candace Allan, Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest
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