I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

— Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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