Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitio — Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
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Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.

— Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
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