God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years — K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
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God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years. For the next fifteen years. So once.

— K.F. Germaine, Devious Minds
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