We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or — Dave Barry
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We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.

— Dave Barry
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