It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster. — Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster. — Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster. — Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster. — Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster. — Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
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It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.

— Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
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