CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUST — Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
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CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

— Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
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