Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do. — Golda Meir

The age of a woman doesn&#039;t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. — Sigmund Z. Engel

I&#039;m at an age where my back goes out more than I do. — Phyllis Diller

Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny? — Anonymous

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law. — Edgar Howe

You know you are getting older when &quot;happy hour&quot; is a nap. — Gray Kristofferson

Gray hair is God&#039;s graffiti. — Bill Cosby

I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are. — Anonymous

You&#039;re only young once  but you can always be immature. — Dave Barry