You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. — George Burns
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

— George Burns
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