Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back — Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
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Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders.

— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
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