I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a spli — Bill Cosby
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

— Bill Cosby
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