Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me — Mary Calmes, Change of Heart
Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me — Mary Calmes, Change of Heart
Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me — Mary Calmes, Change of Heart
Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me — Mary Calmes, Change of Heart
Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me — Mary Calmes, Change of Heart
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Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me, or tried to rape me, I’d be crying in my cereal every morning. No one likes a whiner.

— Mary Calmes, Change of Heart
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