I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I — Augusten Burroughs, A Wolf at the Table
I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I — Augusten Burroughs, A Wolf at the Table
I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I — Augusten Burroughs, A Wolf at the Table
I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I — Augusten Burroughs, A Wolf at the Table
I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I — Augusten Burroughs, A Wolf at the Table
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I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I wouldn't have worn them.

— Augusten Burroughs, A Wolf at the Table
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