An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay. — Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay. — Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay. — Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay. — Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay. — Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
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An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

— Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
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