Quotes about Puns

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Puns are the highest form of literature. — Alfred Hitchcock
But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornam — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are always messages, even enigmas to be searched, mysteries to be solved in all of my books. I like to puzzle read — Ana Claudia Antunes, ONE HUNDRED ONE WORLD ACCOUNTS in ONE HUNDRED ONE WORD COUNT
In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As — Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic
If you are having private thoughts and ask an intimate friend to listen to them in privacy or on a date will that be con — Ana Claudia Antunes, ONE HUNDRED ONE WORLD ACCOUNTS in ONE HUNDRED ONE WORD COUNT
Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were you — Frank Skinner, Frank Skinner on the Road
Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to ki — Bob Hope, The Road to Hollywood: My 40-Year Love Affair with the Movies
I was in my element, excuse the pun. — Adele Rose, Awakening
Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent di — Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic
If You Get Accidentally Locked, In the loo - Would you ‪#‎KnockYourSelfOut‬? — Nikhil Sharda, Sans Destination
Beware of affect adorning vêtement of effect. — Steven Wood Collins, Puramore: The Lute of Pythagoras
There is never a bad time for a pun. There’s also never really a good time for a pun. You might as well just stay braced — Terry Pratchett
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own soft — Adam Gopnik
If I send all the books that I faithfully wrote overseas, would that, for any chance, be considered work-shipping?? — Ana Claudia Antunes, ONE HUNDRED ONE WORLD ACCOUNTS in ONE HUNDRED ONE WORD COUNT
Mr. Pettifor, I’ve brought you lunch, Sir.” “Leave it on my desk,” he grouses. “It’s your favorite, Sir, a Reuben with a — Ella Dominguez, Continental Breakfast
Fuck, Christina.”“Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that. — Nenia Campbell, Cease and Desist
A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And — Ana Claudia Antunes, ONE HUNDRED ONE WORLD ACCOUNTS in ONE HUNDRED ONE WORD COUNT
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What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome ev — Ana Claudia Antunes, ONE HUNDRED ONE WORLD ACCOUNTS in ONE HUNDRED ONE WORD COUNT