How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, bu — Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table
How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, bu — Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table
How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, bu — Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table
How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, bu — Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table
How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, bu — Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table
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How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.

— Laurie Notaro, The Potty Mouth at the Table
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