One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly mi — Douglas Adams
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One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable. An Improbability Field I expect.

— Douglas Adams
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