Quotes by Douglas Adams

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Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting eve — Douglas Adams
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer — Douglas Adams
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. — Douglas Adams
I don't accept the currently fashionable assertion that any view is automatically as worthy of respect as any equal and — Douglas Adams
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to — Douglas Adams
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there. — Douglas Adams
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. — Douglas Adams
So, the world is fine. We don’t have to save the world—the world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be — Douglas Adams
Now, the invention of the scientific method and science is, I'm sure we'll all agree, the most powerful intellectual ide — Douglas Adams
I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people t — Douglas Adams
Religion... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever... If someone votes for a part — Douglas Adams
Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service.Shut up.Thank you.Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for makin — Douglas Adams
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays — Douglas Adams
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought — Douglas Adams
Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food. — Douglas Adams
No," he said, "look, it's very, very simple ... all I want ... is a cup of tea. You are going to make one for me. Keep q — Douglas Adams
Don't panic and carry a towel — Douglas Adams
Q: Do you feel concerned that after all this work, people won't treat [Starship Titanic] with the gravity of, say, a mov — Douglas Adams
Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to. — Douglas Adams