There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. — J.E. Haldeman
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There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.

— J.E. Haldeman
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