You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their — Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything
You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their — Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything
You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their — Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything
You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their — Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything
You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their — Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything
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You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.

— Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything
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