Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking fo — Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
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Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking for the keys!""Could you look a little more gently? You're scaring my boys.

— Janet Evanovich, Wicked Appetite
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