A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of — Jon Ronson
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A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of people are fighting and there's pepper spray and superheroes and I don't know.

— Jon Ronson
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