Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
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Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!

— Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
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