Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
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Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.

— K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
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