Yo! Hold my poodle! — Shawn Wayans
Yo! Hold my poodle! — Shawn Wayans
Yo! Hold my poodle! — Shawn Wayans
Yo! Hold my poodle! — Shawn Wayans
Yo! Hold my poodle! — Shawn Wayans
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Yo! Hold my poodle!

— Shawn Wayans
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