I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun. — Eddie Albert
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I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun.

— Eddie Albert
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