Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. — Carroll Bryant
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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

— Carroll Bryant
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