Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. — Dean Koontz
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. — Dean Koontz
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. — Dean Koontz
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. — Dean Koontz
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. — Dean Koontz
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Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.

— Dean Koontz
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