I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon a — Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils
I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon a — Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils
I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon a — Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils
I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon a — Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils
I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon a — Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils
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I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon as that sentence came out I groaned, because I knew how bad it sounded.But Declan laughed. "Vintage Simon Murray comment.

— Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils
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