He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. — Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
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He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

— Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
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