Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know
Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know
Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know
Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know
Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know
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Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know
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