Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in thi — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in thi — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in thi — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in thi — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in thi — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
Download Customize

Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn't want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling. There could be lawsuits.

— Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
funny half moon half moon investigations mystery

More “Funny” Quotes

Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."She smirke — Rick Riordan, The House of Hades
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Sam came around the side of the car and stopped dead when he saw me. “Oh my God, what is THAT?” I used my thumb and midd — Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Whatever happened to the dragon?"I mustered my primmest tone. "He has a name, you know."Adrian pulled back and gave me a — Richelle Mead, The Indigo Spell
Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to t — Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly tra — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.