He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! — David Sedaris, Naked
He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! — David Sedaris, Naked
He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! — David Sedaris, Naked
He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! — David Sedaris, Naked
He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! — David Sedaris, Naked
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He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

— David Sedaris, Naked
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