Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points — Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points — Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points — Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points — Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points — Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
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Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index.

— Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
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