As it is?

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet. — Wendy Morgan

He who laughs  lasts. — Mary Poole

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields

For him  any wine dated before four o&#039;clock in the afternoon is vintage. — Elmer Pasta

I&#039;m not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth. — Wendy Morgan

It was a woman who drove me to drink -  and you know  I never even thanked her. — W. C. Fields

Once during Prohibition  I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. — W. C. Fields

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. — John Ciardi

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good. — Michael Meehan

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label. — Mark Twain