They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not bein — Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not bein — Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not bein — Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not bein — Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not bein — Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
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They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid.

— Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
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