Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as somet — Russell Beland
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as somet — Russell Beland
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as somet — Russell Beland
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as somet — Russell Beland
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as somet — Russell Beland
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Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

— Russell Beland
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